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a warm gun is the personal web site of multimedia artist and resident geek Ian Adams, based out of Seattle, WA. Within the site, this page is a blog entry filed under Random. No comments have been left here by readers since this entry was posted on the 23rd 2005f April 2005, but comments are now closed.

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Saturday, 23 April 2005

How to ace a job interview

Just follow these six easy steps and you’ll be guaranteed employment!

  1. Don’t get any sleep the night before.
  2. Wear a hat to the interview to hide your freaky hair.
  3. Drink a smoothie on the way there.
  4. Walk in like you own the place.
  5. Ask questions like “do you still play footbag?”
  6. Receive employment offer while you’re still waiting for the bus to go home.

Hey, it worked for me!

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